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Pants Hook

Sexual etiquette requires the female host of a romantic liaison to provide a hook or hanger upon which a gentleman may hang his trousers during foreplay and intercourse, lest they be wrinkled.
W: Kind sir, please make use of this pants hook upon my wall for your Guess Jeans.

M: Thank you, kind floozy. I can tell you are a woman of exceptional breeding.
by Lord Wilmore March 6, 2010
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pants pinata

Used to describe when you take off your jeans, or put them on and all your change falls out.
Thats the last time I go to the arcade again, talk about pants pinata... I spent 2 hours cleaning up quarters!
by Kristen B, January 17, 2008
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Pantser

A NaNoWriMo term that means that you 'fly by the seat of your pants' when you are writing your novel. You have nothing but the absolute basics planned out for your novel.

This outlook towards writing is often opposed by the 'planner', who knows exactly what is going to happen, when it will happen, and where it will happen. There is often enmity between the two types of writers.
Another pantser?! Seriously, GTFO.
by FightOrFlight November 22, 2010
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pants are dragon

A boosted "Challenger" who records himself loosing games on League of Legends.
Also known as "Pants are boosted" or "Pants are Bad"
Wow, Pants are Dragon will reach Master before Redmercy...
by Swiitsh April 17, 2017
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Shittin' Pants

Pants that one would wear when about to shit themselves.
"I Hope you got your Shittin' pants on, because you are about to shit your pants." - Negan, 2017.
by De Lumpdumper October 31, 2017
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PHATSASSY

PHATSASSY is someone who is PHAT and SASSY
PHAT-Pretty Hot And Tempting
SASSY-possessing the attitude of someone endowed with an ungodly amount of cool.
This Shit is so PHATSASSY...
by PHATSASSY May 6, 2007
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National Shit Your Pants Day

National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.
David: Why're you eating so much?

Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic
by TheRealJodgd April 17, 2021
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