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Hammer Plowed

Drunk beyond all mortal belief.
We were so hammer plowed last night bro, we had gay sex...sorry dude.
Hammer Plowed by bret. August 14, 2008

snow plowed 

To get plowed or drunk when it is snowing out.
Student 1: Dude tomorrows classes are cancelled.

Student 2: YES! Lets get snow plowed tonight
snow plowed by UconnHusky69 May 25, 2012

Snow plowed 

Putting cocaine on your asshole and then getting fucked in the ass.
Brah, I just hooked up with a dude with a big dick and big bag of blow... I'm about to go get snow plowed!
Snow plowed by Crownie420 July 15, 2014
To "plowder", or the act of "plowdering"

Is the act of pushing through dingleberries to create a clear unobstructed path for the erect falace. This happens prior to dirty anal penetration.
Jeff "how was it?"
Tom "there was a lot to plowder down there"
Jeff "ohh... Shitty man... unless you're into that"
Tom "I've seen things"
Plowder by Hawk2 February 3, 2023

Tower Plower 

A Person (Male or Female) who enjoys engaging in the act of intercourse with tall people. So a normal sized man has relations with a tall woman, the man is hence forth known as a Tower Plower.
Tower Plower:"Hey man, I nailed Alyssa the other night it was crazy.
Friend: "hahaha no way dude isn't she like 6'4 or something!"
Tower Plower: " ya man actually 6'5"
Friend: "Dude... your such Tower Plower."
Tower Plower by vengee May 18, 2011

Golden Plower 

The act of fucking a person with a penile erection roughly, while pissing in the orifice.
This human is so kinky, they asked me to golden plower them! We had to change the hole sheets after that...
Golden Plower by Soyboyslim420 April 5, 2022