Sloppy Plops

Poop of a watery nature. Not very firm crap.

"Christ on a bike! That sloppy plops I just had felt like I was pissing out of my arse."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

Plorn

Porn with plot.

The plorn started out with the pizza guy ringing the doorbell.

by Lpants October 30, 2009

Plopster

Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.

My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.

by scottdewlap May 13, 2009

alco-plops

After a night of drinking disgustingly cheap and rubbish alcopops, and various other mixtures of alcoholic drinks. The runny poo that follows in the morning. See also, Beeriod.

"Georgie, get out of the toilet I have to release some alco-plops"

"Mum get a towel I just shit my bed"

by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007

plork

Prettig Lichaam Ongelovelijke Rotkop

translation:

Nice Body Very Ugly Face

A: thats a plork
B: Damn she got a body, but her face is ugly

by IanHupkes October 12, 2006

PLORF

A person who has caused irreperable dammage to another's Christmas ornaments.

That plorf neighbor of mine took his wood chipper and went to town on my Glow-In-The-Dark Santa Sleigh!

by Joe Marinello September 4, 2006

plosher

A complete jackass.

That kid is such a plosher!

by DV- July 8, 2006