plork

Prettig Lichaam Ongelovelijke Rotkop

translation:

Nice Body Very Ugly Face

A: thats a plork
B: Damn she got a body, but her face is ugly

by IanHupkes October 12, 2006

PLORF

A person who has caused irreperable dammage to another's Christmas ornaments.

That plorf neighbor of mine took his wood chipper and went to town on my Glow-In-The-Dark Santa Sleigh!

by Joe Marinello September 4, 2006

Plode

The act of existing, To not be imploding or exploding. When an object exists without being destroyed.

Not exploding or imploding.

"Oh dude did you see Kevin plode today?"
"yeah he was just kickin it..."

by TheMadSilentist October 12, 2009

poored

Being bored and poor at the same time. Being bored because you're poor, rather.

"Hey man, what are you getting into tonight?"

"Nothing, I'm too broke to do anything. I guess I'll just stay home and do nothing."

"Damn, that sucks man. You're gonna be poored for sure."

"What did you say dude?"

"I said you're gonna be bored, chill, goodnight."

by feetoid October 25, 2009

Ploverfish

An extremely large stuffed fish, usually of yellow color.

Howard placed a ploverfish on a shelf above his desk.

by Atomic Gator August 8, 2012

Plorking

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.

"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"

by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016

x-ploge

The act of getting a blowjob while playing xbox.

Last night was awesome! I leveled up in Call of Duty and my girl friend gave me an x-ploge!

by xploger August 6, 2010