Security plonker

Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.

Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!

by Locnes November 14, 2016

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate

"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"

by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003

Plonker

A British slang term used as an insult meaning idiot. Usually used in an endearing way or when having a joke with someone

Person: you didn’t have to do that you plonker!

by Alex.tay09 July 12, 2019

Plonker

A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.

Konrad is such a plonker

by Turnip———-13 April 30, 2021

Planked

When someone gets knocked out

OMG DID YA'LL SEE THAT FIGHT WHERE THAT KID GOT PLANKED

by $NEEZE February 14, 2019

Plunked

To be intentionally hit by a pitch in a baseball game.

He didn't like my bat flip after I went yard on him, so the next time I was up he plunked me. Hey buddy, you don't like people celebrating homers? Pitch better and you won't have to worry about it.

by AC Sativa July 25, 2016

planked

meaning you are completly drunk! actually off your face!:L

westside and SD were so planked last night. i found them in a bush...naked....doing it.... :/ OMG! massive let down :'( :L

by Westside-SD-SB August 13, 2010