piked

To have not attended some event or function, typically with some poor excuse (such as not feeling like it, or for fear of some social interaction).

David, you piked out on my party. You better come next time!

by ben314 November 20, 2006

phikeia

The term used for a pledge of the Phi Delta Theta Fraternity.

Hey Phikeia, grab me a beer.

by paulberube May 4, 2009

pikeyness

When there is a slight wiff of dog blanket about you.

Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"

by Pikeyshaun January 17, 2008

Pikey's Jigsaw

A discarded, cut-up credit card

As the thieving little gyppo shitbags rummage through your bin/down the tip they invariably come across chopped up credit cards. They then piece together the card in an effort to defraud the previous card holder/credit card company through various methods of identity theft. Each collection of chopped-up plastic pieces can be considered a "Pikey's jigsaw" as they give it to their kids to piece together like a jigsaw. Probably.

by CurtoGB April 7, 2010

Plik

A south African slang word that a guy will use when he wants to go masturbate

Hey kobus im gonna go take a plik

by Boertjiewatnplanmaak July 4, 2020

pikey stones

A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.

We can't get through there because someone has placed some pikey stones in the way!

by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022

Pike Place roast

Very small cat turds, almost resembling coffee beans.

Fritz the cat left some Pike Place roast on the carpet. Maybe it is time to clean the litter box?

by Billy Bubba August 4, 2008