plead the 69th

pleading the 69th protects you from any words, or actions, that you did/said while you were horny. can be used in any instance, and is legally binding

Tina-"didn't you send cathy a dick pic?"
joey-"i plead the 69th"

ugly chick-"you still down for what we talked about last night?"
joey-"i plead the 69th"

by lost_lennor April 11, 2020

plead ignorance

Proclaim, admit that one does not know a detail, circumstance or fact

Hey Jimmy, I'm going to have to plead ignorance on the game starting time tomorrow.

by JeffySue December 22, 2021

Plead the 45th

When you, or your lawyer, talk absolute shit in a courtroom, resulting in the judge or jury getting gung ho with the tariff.

Hey Donnie, you demanded we plead the 45th but eh... now the judge wants you to bend over and pick up a $350m bar of soap.

by McSpreader February 24, 2024

I plead the Ford

This is based on the activities of Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, Canada. If a person says, 'I plead the Ford", it means they are excused from their behavior and are not obliged to explain themselves because they were smoking crack cocaine and in a drunken stupor.

Why did you crash your car?

I plead the Ford!

by sexbeyond40 November 19, 2013

I plead the 5th

Pleading the 5th means to not self-incriminate yourself, but it has the connotation of meaning that you did it.
The reason for this connotation is because if you didn't do it, why wouldn't you just say no?
It's a way of not saying "yes you did something" but hinting that you did, but they can't really say you hinted at it.

Bob: Did you have sex with my girlfriend?
Joe: I plead the 5th

by Alice Hatterson July 18, 2018

I plead the fifth

It means that your aren’t going to incriminate yourself by not saying “yes” or “no”! When you do say this phrase you are basically saying “yes you did it”, but legally they cannot say you said “yes” or “no”.

Judge: Mr.Parker did you purposely key your ex’s car?
Me: “I plead the fifth”

by adorexme April 7, 2021

Beg and Plead

Sexual act in which one partner (usually the male) is constantly trying to engage romantically, only to be rejected by their partner.

Clint has been trying to Beg and Plead all week; he might actually get laid this weekend.

by Corbin184 October 22, 2010