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Plaster is just another word for Band-Aid. They are used to protect a small cuts and wounds from infection.
Pass me a plaster I cut my finger.
Plaster by Logansmorf April 19, 2004
To be so completely shitfaced drunk that you are barely even able to have a good time. This is the final stage before alcohol poisoning.
"Dude, Adam was totally plastered last night, we almost had to take him to the hospital."
Plastered by Chronus Pseudonymous February 27, 2018

plastergating 

Masturbating and/or ejaculation where the semen sticks and plasters itself to the walls, carpets, drapes, etc.
"Eesh, your plastergating got on the walls and ruined my Turkish drapes!"
plastergating by Slanginfoguy June 15, 2021

gash plaster 

Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time
Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?

Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.
gash plaster by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008

Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster 

It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.
Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.

Plasterface 

When a dude does a chick behind and punches her face through the sheetrock wall when he comes.
Did you see the holes near Billy's bed? He must have plasterfaced that girl last night.
Plasterface by MrPete January 13, 2008