placenta hustler

someone who hangs around hospitals hoping to pillage a mothers placenta

you are a placenta hustler

by E J July 11, 2003

placentual

When you share an imaginary consentual placenta amongst friends, deeping your relationship and providing insight into their innermost thoughts and feelings.

Guy1: Dude, how'd you know that's my favorite flavor of ice cream?
Guy2: We're placentual, I know everything.

If you have to look up the definition for placentuality, you aren't placentual.

by What do I type in here again? August 3, 2017

placenta

a word used to express anger or to express disapproval in a irregular way, often to draw attention to your predicament or situation.

Jessy: "Scott you dropped your cup cake"
Scott: "awww Placenta!"

by Lego Mann August 19, 2009

placenta

A versitle sack of flesh, commonly used for feeding fetuses and making placenta lasanga.

Honey, I'm going in the other room. I'll grab the baby, you grab the placenta basket.

by Bob March 26, 2005

Placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
(Originally quoted from cracked.com)

The death metal rocker wanted to keep his baby's placenta as a souvenir so he could emotionally scar his neighbors.

by lordastral September 28, 2008

placenta

The gunky thing that gets discharged from a woman during labor. Is used to transfer nutrients to the fetus during gestation.

As she went through labor, her placenta was discharged and splatted onto the floor. Was kinda gross!

by Bronxie May 13, 2005

placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

Hey, you stole that definition of placenta from Cracked you asshole!

by theblobguy September 26, 2008