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The Pizzler

A theoretical super villain that can control male genitalia at will. Some known applications of the Pizzler's powers include: forcing any pizzle to attain an erection, causing any pizzle to attain an orgasm, altering the size, shape, and consistency of any pizzle, pizzle explosion, and altering any part of his body into a prehensile pizzle or pizzles.

Females are known to be The Pizzler's greatest weakness, as his powers can not affect them directly. Additionally, attractive females may cause The Pizzler to lose control of any part of his body that has taken the form of a pizzle.

The origins of The Pizzler are unknown, though experts speculate that he evolved from a combination of mutagen, nanomachines, and Japanese tentacle porn. The Pizzler's name originates from the superhero "The Dazzler" from the popular comic book series the X-men.

It should be noted that term "pizzle" when used in reference to The Pizzler denotes any male phallus, not simply a bull's penis as the term is most often used. The reason for this is most likely because the word pizzle is inherently funny, and considered less vulgar than the word penis, enabling greater use in general speech and public places.
I'll get you some day The Pizzler! (unknown superhero)
by PizGiz January 15, 2008
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prizzer

A romantic infatuation with correctional inmates. These inmates reside in prison giving the term it's origin.
George is such a prizzer, he's been writing letters to OJ Simpson in prison.

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Florida Pizzaroll

When you put pizza rolls in a girls ass and eat them out.
Stephanie took the Florida Pizzaroll like a champ
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pizzarhea

What you get from eating spoiled pizza.
Dude, this morning I ate a slice left over from last night and gave myself pizzarhea
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pizzard

Doug: You ok? Nate: Nah man, I gotta run to the pizzard.
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pizzed

When you're pissed, and you also live in the ghetto.
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Pezzeros

An enchanted kingdom in the far far never-world where it’s autumn all the time. The leaves are always changing but the trees never lose their leaves. It has never ending pumpkin patches, old bookstores, cute little coffee houses and medieval castles! The beautiful Queen of Pezzeros resides here. All hail her Majesty!
Friend: I wish I could go to a place where it’s fall every day and instant happiness.

Friend: you must be thinking of Pezzeros!
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