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pitbull on crack

A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"

Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
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Pitunity

Pronounced: Pie -Tune -ity
Amalgamation of Pie and opportunity. Given the length of both words, a merge was necessary.
Eddy: Who's going for Pie Tomorrow?
Me: I'd never miss a pitunity
by Sir Pialot May 31, 2018
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Pullin A Pitbull

When fighting a larger foe you grow some balls and smash the fucker like the David"Pitbull" Escamilla Adams fight
man you seeing this David is pullin a pitbull
by amazed fan April 21, 2010
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Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor

One of the more alcoholic beers/malt liquors out there, at a little over 10% ABV. Kind of hard to find and don't taste all that great, but will damn sure get you buzzed. Most beers are either a high gravity beverage, an ice beer, or a malt liquor, but Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor just said 'Fuck it, all of the above."
Alcoholic 1: "Yo dude, I wanna get drunk really fast, do you have anything really alcoholic, like some Colt 45 or possibly a King Cobra?"

Alcoholic 2: "Man, fuck that pussy shit, go get yourself a Pitbull High Gravity Ice Malt Liquor outta the fridge. Its got like 20 percent more alcohol than that stuff."
by EyeDestroyHores October 31, 2009
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Pitbull

A family of dogs commonly known for their instability and tendency to attack unprovoked.
- Did you hear about that toddler who was disfigured for life by the family pitbull?
- Yeah, I can't believe people with children chose such a dog...
by ovidvevo May 15, 2019
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pitutoy

Tagalog slang for a little boy's penis.
Can I rub your dog's belly? Oh my god! I touched his pitutoy!
by Mobe Kryant May 8, 2008
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pizzumped

To be extremely excited for upcoming events. Such as: sporting events, parties, and holidays.
Guy Number 1: Are you ready for this party?!?!?

Guy Number 2: Hell yea! I'm pizzumped!!!
by garTITS December 15, 2009
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