pisskick

a very trusty personal psychic

Yes, I want to go on a walk tonight because my pisskick told me something good would happen tonight if I ventured out of the house.

or

Have you called your pisskick today?

by B@y August 12, 2006

pisskicker

One who is so completely retarded he attempts to kick his own piss. Hence, he is a pisskicker.

Dave: Man, I heard John was talkin' shit!
Mike: John? That faggot? Ah, he's a pisskicker!

by A. Hitler November 20, 2007

Pisswich

A standard sandwich tainted with human urine. Commonly used on white bread, its common tell signs are a yellow stain that is concentrated in one area. Unfortunately, there is no way to 100% tell if it is a standard sandwich, or a Pisswich.

The reason is, melted butter or margarine, has the same affects (on white bread). The only surefire way to insure that your sandwich is not a Pisswich, is to eat it, or use a DNA test on all the ingredients in said sandwich/Pisswich.
Common scenarios when one may find a Pisswich, is during sleep overs with friends, parties, weddings, cooking classes, trash cans, and funerals.

Scientist 1: Hey Gary, i think i have found a way to decipher the difference between a Pisswich, and a Sandwich!

Scientist 2: Really?! We must tell the world!

Scientist 1: Right after i eat my turkey-Club Sub. with butter.

Scientist 2: Wait... Butter.... Professor! No!

Scientist 1: Wait... is it... No... i cant tell. I CANT TELL!

Scientist 2: Use the method!

Scientist 1: ... it wont work....!

- THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL -
-SAVE YOURSELF, SAVE YOUR SANDWICHES -

by Scientist 3 September 2, 2011

Pissdick

Pissdick; an insulting term referring to people who have a urine fetish, or males who refrain from cleaning their genitals.

Person one: "Guess what?"
Person two: "What, what's going on?"
Person one: "FRIEND told me VICTIM is a pissdick, didn't go well last night."
Person two: "Ohhh, shit!"

by PenIslandInhabitant January 6, 2023

Pisstickle

PISSTICKLE is a phrase when someone is taking along time, can also be said as pisscuit.

Jenny is taking the pisstickle in that shop.

or

Hannah, Your taking the pisscuit in the changing room

by Alice Dent June 3, 2009

pisslicker

A person who agrees with you no matter what you say, and has no opinions of their own.

I like red.
Me too.
I like weasels.
Me too.
I like benzene.
Me too.
Jesus! don't be such a pisslicker, will you?

by lerd murgeson September 9, 2014

pussdick

a pussy with a dick coming out of it lol

person 1: does she have a penis?
person 2: no, she has a pussdick

by dfvb djkvbdujvbdv June 2, 2018