Pisswich
A standard sandwich tainted with human urine. Commonly used on white bread, its common tell signs are a yellow stain that is concentrated in one area. Unfortunately, there is no way to 100% tell if it is a standard sandwich, or a Pisswich.
The reason is, melted butter or margarine, has the same affects (on white bread). The only surefire way to insure that your sandwich is not a Pisswich, is to eat it, or use a DNA test on all the ingredients in said sandwich/Pisswich.
Common scenarios when one may find a Pisswich, is during sleep overs with friends, parties, weddings, cooking classes, trash cans, and funerals.
The reason is, melted butter or margarine, has the same affects (on white bread). The only surefire way to insure that your sandwich is not a Pisswich, is to eat it, or use a DNA test on all the ingredients in said sandwich/Pisswich.
Common scenarios when one may find a Pisswich, is during sleep overs with friends, parties, weddings, cooking classes, trash cans, and funerals.
Scientist 1: Hey Gary, i think i have found a way to decipher the difference between a Pisswich, and a Sandwich!
Scientist 2: Really?! We must tell the world!
Scientist 1: Right after i eat my turkey-Club Sub. with butter.
Scientist 2: Wait... Butter.... Professor! No!
Scientist 1: Wait... is it... No... i cant tell. I CANT TELL!
Scientist 2: Use the method!
Scientist 1: ... it wont work....!
- THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL -
-SAVE YOURSELF, SAVE YOUR SANDWICHES -
Scientist 2: Really?! We must tell the world!
Scientist 1: Right after i eat my turkey-Club Sub. with butter.
Scientist 2: Wait... Butter.... Professor! No!
Scientist 1: Wait... is it... No... i cant tell. I CANT TELL!
Scientist 2: Use the method!
Scientist 1: ... it wont work....!
- THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL -
-SAVE YOURSELF, SAVE YOUR SANDWICHES -
Pisswich by Scientist 3 September 2, 2011
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