Piranha Woman

Cute chicks, typically between 18 and 28, who try to get fucked/pregnant by old rich men for money.

Curious guy: "Why are you dating that old fart ?"

Piranha woman: "Bitch, look at this 2 million dollar diamond necklace on my neck and u'll know why."

Curious guy: "...uhh...Does he date guys too ? Tell him i got a nice ass when i shave..."

by nokia6630videos April 9, 2012

Piranha Plant

A character whose presence in Smash practically proves the importance of Waluigi
Waluigi < A fucking plant

Everyone who wanted Waluigi but then eventually saw the first direct: WTF SAKURAI I JUST WANT MY FUCKING WALUIGI

And then eventually daddy sakurai gives a big middle finger with fingers unrealistically longer than his erection to them by adding Piranha Plant at the last direct

by WTFrenzy December 6, 2018

piranha planting

When you are so sick of your date that you eat him/her

Marc: Did you hear Sam totally piranha planted Grace last night!
Harry: Piranha planting is so cool

by Piranha Plant August 6, 2014

piranha neck

someone who leaves the markings of a piranha on another's neck. These markings are black and blue, last two weeks and are said to be given out of strong sexual attraction.

Joe gave Ag a piranha neck.

by marshmellows April 12, 2007

piranha pout

trout pout cosmetically inflated lips, that surround crooked snaggleteeth.

Her ridiculously swollen, collagen injected lips were retracted in a smile to reveal rows of jagged teeth - reminding one of not a trout, but a carnivorous piranha fish.

'The thought of her "piranha pout" anywhere near any part of his anatomy terrified him'.

by oscamsrazor October 8, 2011

piranha week

The week before a girl's period (Shark Week) when she wants to ravenously devour everything in site

Megan's PMSing and has eaten a whole large pizza and 6 cupcakes. It must be Piranha Week, poor thing.

by Imakeupstuff April 20, 2015

Piranha attack

When you make a controversial comment and start getting attacked on all sides by people who are offended by said comment.

Me: All I said was that I don't believe the Confederate flag is considered racist and the resulting flame war was like a piranha attack!

by Kanna-Chan May 6, 2015