pimeapple

You made a typo.

PIMEAPPLE IS A TYPO
GO LOOK UP PINEAPPLE INSTEAD

by Lemonii March 12, 2017

Pimento promise

When you lay your dick across her stomach and shout or otherwise assertively state, "I will find your mouth."

She didn't think I was into her but then I made the pimento promise. She knew I was in.

by Sholomthra April 23, 2021

Pimental

A Portuguese Hot Pepper farmer. Known regionally for warming and pickling the peppers inside their own anuses. They are often agitated and upset for seemingly no reason, but it's only the hot pepper juice curing deep inside of them. Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

"Hey, that guy at the bar was just angry at me for giving him pretzels"

"Oh, don't worry about that my friend, he's just a Spicy Butt Pimental"

"Oh OK, Its cool then."

by ThadeDidThis April 9, 2010

pimel

German slang for a penis.

Sein pimel war so klein, wir dachten dass er ein Madchen war.
His penis was so small, we thought that he was a girl.

by ice_scream June 29, 2012

Pimental

Used to describe an extremely horny female. They are very hard to spot, as they are very self conscious and discreet. Usually can be seen with a slight wimp, and may seem out of it from time to time.

*Penny Walks In*
Booty Boy: Something seems off about Penny today
Joshua: Yeah, she was going Pimental last night, It took 5 guys to calm her down ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Booty Boy: Ohhhhh myyy, berry nice
Penny: Y'all something else

by NotBootyBoy December 8, 2016

Pimento

A tiny piece of shit in one's urethra, often found after unprotected anal

Jimmy: Yo Steve, I heard you fucked Suzy in the back door last night!

Steve: Yea man, ho needs to wipe better. I got a nasty pimento, needed to get out the tweezers

by FastEddie7000 January 1, 2014

pimento sexual

A Pimento sexual is someone who gets aroused by pimento (usually specifically pimento cheese).

It wasn't until his late twenties that John realized he was a pimento sexual. He could not control himself in the presence of cheese. Pimento cheese was just so sexy to him, he became aroused just thinking about it.

by Defined Definition April 1, 2017