roman pillar

When you are defecating and your feces reaches the bottom of the toilet bowl while still connected to your asshole.

Jim was so dehydrated that when he finally shit, he found himself perched on a roman pillar.

by Van8686 October 26, 2013

Palpatined

To usurp all authority or power in a situation; to control through manipulation; to punish.

Derived from the Star Wars villian.

Chris: "Yo, your girl was totally out of control at the club last night"

Marty: "Yeah, I palpatined that as soon as we got back to my place. It won't happen again."

Chris: "Word."

by CorporateBaller August 25, 2009

Beige Pillars of Freedom

The gate-like thing at the intersection of 19th Ave. and Martin Luther King Jr. Drive in San Francisco that symbolizes the end of the brutal slow traffic when going north on state highway 1 (like when youre supposed to drive to Marin county)

Getting from I-280 to Golden Gate park took forever, until I made it to the Beige Pillars of Freedom.

by M@77 J@M35 January 3, 2012

Drop a Pillar on it

v - to attempt to solve a problem by repeating the solution to a previous problem despite the sweeping differences between the two problems. Implies that the solution being tried is obviously incorrect, but is being used in order to avoid having to think of new solutions.

Jason: I can't figure out how to defeat this boss.
Tom: Well, we had to push over a crumbling pillar onto the last one...
Fish: Let's drop a pillar on it!

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John: Dude, why are you spraying WD40 in your PC?
Dave: It worked on my bike.
John: Wow Dave, way to drop a pillar on it.

by dorthu September 16, 2009

Palpatine

The single most powerful and adept force wielder of all time. Also known as Darth Sidious. As Emperor Palpatine, he ruled the Galaxy with an iron fist and murdered countless hundreds of Jedi. His complete and masterful repertoire of abilities includes every force power to date, plus extreme intellectual and tactical talent. Was the ONLY Sith to ever achieve total control of devastating space/time vortexes known as Force Storms. Darth Sidious was the last and final Sith Master, and was considered by many to be the Dark Side of the Force incarnate.

Palpatine is the single most malevolent and successful villain throughout all of fiction.

by Exor January 10, 2005

Pillageables

Any thing that you want to take.

Pillage first, Burn later. You don't want to burn any Pillageables

by DougEFresh1988 August 8, 2009

Palpatine

Palpatine is the Senate

palpatine says "i am the senate"

by LuckyTiger2116518 October 3, 2017