Piff Whiffer

One who smells, sniffs, or whiffs little little kids bicycle seats

My convicted next door neighbor is a piff whiffer.

by benparfae11 December 9, 2008

Jet Puffed

When a drunk, limp dick is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a vagina

"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"

Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"

by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012

piffting

A person who is attractive.

piff = high quality
ting = slang for thing

"bruv, did you see that chick, she was a piffting"

by Artavious November 29, 2011

piefen

German word for smoking cannabis

A: Ich hab echt mal wieder bock zu piefen!
B: Ne, lass mal echt kein bock gerade...

by SUPERCRACKWHORES August 30, 2009

Wagwan piffting

A saying introduced by the best YouTuber; memeulous.

Add me on snap- km4849 . Wagwan piffting means whats up girl.

by Snap- km4849 June 12, 2018

piflet

Colloquial slang for a small and delicate octopus.

I went to the aquarium today and saw a whole pod of piflets.

by DizzyMonster July 15, 2011

Puffel

The Puffel is an animal that is a common delicacy among penguins, usually in the form of pizza. The Puffel is a very similar creature to the Puffle, with the only differences being that the Puffel doesn't mentally feel like an animal, and that the Puffel usually has a more hurt expression then most Puffles. The only way that Puffels can feel true joy, is by committing cannibalism, and eating food made from other Puffels.

Puffel pizza, Snork's ruined the last of your defense with that pun, puffel pizza.

by Takoz July 3, 2019