pickup car

An automobile where the front section looks like a car, but has a pickup bed at the rear end.

An EL Camino is a pickup car.

by firewall007 May 5, 2005

Pickup Truck Fetish

A fetish for Pickup Trucks

mmmparadise has a pickup truck fetish.
those exhaust pipes just get him going.

by anonnnnn March 12, 2012

pickup line

A line you use to get a woman

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

by chloroform is cool June 18, 2004

Pickup-line-virgin

One who has never been told a pickup line.

"Aleena is not a pickup-line-virgin anymore"
"How come?"
"Someone said to her- Are you a parking ticket? because you have got FINE written all over you"

by TROUBLEMAKERFORALEENA March 4, 2021

Dead Animal Pickup

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.

Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)

by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007

bad pickup lines

Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.

Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.

I scraped my knees falling for you.

You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.

Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?

Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

Pickup line

A phrase that men use that gets all the girls.

Man: I love you like the 20 characters of the alphabet
Woman: Wait but there's 26
Man: Oh yeah, I forgot "u r a q t"
Woman: Yeah but that's 25
Man: I know, I'll give the "d" later
Woman: That was such a hot pickup line, I love you so much

by RollsJP November 21, 2021