ponting

Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.

See below for 'Dogging' definition

Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.

'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*

by Gr44 July 20, 2008

Phoning

The act of throwing mass quantities at a person; Similiar to that of medieval stoning.

"Hey, what's with the bruises?"
"Kerry was phoning me earlier."

by D~Ren June 2, 2005

Phunting

The act of holding a door far to early for someone and possibly making them hurry for your convenience.

It was so annoying! Yesterday on my crouches I was slowly making my way to the front door of Chipotle, and when I was about 50 feet away, some Puerto Rican guy held the door for me. I had to crutch my way fast so he could hold it for me and leave. What a Phunt!

Bro it was so funny, I was Phunting this guy yesterday on crutches and he was like "OH MY GOD I HAVE TO HURRY" and he almost fell just for my convenience.

by The Man of Sacred Abilities June 28, 2011

pronting

When stupid people misspell printing.

Mes and Bel laughed at Soul for typing pronting instead of printing.

by SoulStar January 4, 2015

cell phoning

girls or fags who use a cell phone on vibrate as a dildo to achieve sexualy stimulation

sally cell phoned last night then went off gnoming

by Petesfat@petesfat@BL April 5, 2005

Ponting

A Ponting is a hoe ass nigga whom is usually extremely annoying and have small penises.

Bro Ponting is so skinny. Even Fumi can bench-press him. Talk about "Skineras"

by SimplyFrangzClaw21 November 12, 2019

Phonsing

Phonsing is the intense feeling of anxiety when you leave your cell phone at home.

Mark...Shit...I left my cell phone at home ...we gotta turn around right now and go back and get it....I can't miss and calls or texts! I

Mark...NOW!

Jimi...Chill out we are just gonna be another minute..I need the iodine for my daughters cut.

Mark...NO...Now! Turn around...NOW!
I just can't take this...what if I miss a call!

Jimi...Ok I'll run in and be out in a flash! Quit phonsing so hard!

Mark..Screw it I'm driving back NOW! I will come back to pick Jimi in a bit.

Mark

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010