phonster

Phonster is a humanoid creature spotted around Atlantic Canada .
It's a dangerous creature that has never been caught. It survives mainly from squirrels, berries and bog water. The smell it gives off smells like roadkill. Its tall, skinny and hairless, and have pointy black teeth.

Its said if you happen to see the phonster, you should turn around very quickly and leave the area you are in,hopefully it dont see you. If it sees you, it will will chase you down until it either kills you or you get away.

One person was chased by the phonster and out of fear , they threw up and the phonster got distracted and started to eat the bits of food from the vomit.

Its said once you lock eyes with the phonster, it will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life and you will go mad in result of this.

Phonster is a woodland creature on Atlantic Canada to be feared.

by Space kitten September 17, 2021

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The act of falsely assuming a situation based on just how it looks to be alone, then posting it online and adding new context to the situation.
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Someone in the Walmart parking lot lost their keys and was trying to get into their car, but someone else posted a photo they took of them online and said they were trying to break into someone else's car! They're phosting the situation!

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