Definitions by STX.

Shoddle 

The shit that you piss out of your nob after youve bummed your girlfriend (or boyfriend), due to the motion of the thrust as the bumming was in progress.
An insult/ expression of surprise

see also foddle

"Kielty, you filthy shoddle-monkey, get out of my wheelie bin!"

"Christ Cath, your shoddle is green!"

Shoddle by STX. November 25, 2003

Phlist

A penis that is very thin and long

My friend Woody ties his phlist in a knot.
"Nice Phlist, pencildick"

Phlist by STX. June 24, 2003

Flobble 

The remnants of faeces found on ones nose after engaging in oral sex from behind

This flobble smells like turnips
"Darling, could you fetch the flobble flannel?"

Flobble by STX. June 24, 2003