PhailusMaximus

Failing so hard , the person deserves the Title phailus maximus. = MAXIMUM FAIL

The magnitude of the fail is 10000x that of Epic fail.

NOOB : Look at me , i am GODLIKE!
1337zor * Boom headshot*
Spectator : hahahah PhailusMaximus.

by 13allsofsteel May 3, 2009

pwailed

combination of pwnd and failed
the term is pwail
a person who does pwail is a pwailure

Hannah: Gabrielle just tripped and fell over the trash can
Kaylee: *snicker snicker* she just pwailed

by bunny2crazy March 30, 2011

garbage pail addict

An addict who will take any drug and who is not specifically addicted to any one type of drug but will use any drug as long as they get their high.

Brian just scored some morphine, some methadone, some spice and some crack. He's such a garbage pail addict that he'll do anything to get high.

by DrugDoc December 3, 2013

Garbage Pail Cousin

Your least favorite (or the most irrelevant) cousin. The term comes from the tv show "It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia."

Tara:Have you seen Joey lately?
Sabrina:Ew,why would I want to? She's our garbage pail cousin.

by Please stop Doyle October 25, 2016

pfable

Worthy of being placed into one's AIM profile

(22:38:43) doris: lol that was pfable

by matkins November 9, 2004

Pail User

A "Pail User" is a derogatory term used to describe a person who uses a bucket or pail (while binge playing videogames) to defecate in, instead of using the restroom. Pail Users mainly come from the MMORPG and Reddit communities.

Guy 1: Did you see what happened to Dylan after he got World of Warcraft?" Guy 2: "Yeah he turned into a real Pail User."

by FSR_FritoPie January 22, 2021

Rails Before Pails

The Hamsteak (homestuck) version of 'Bros before Hoes' using troll romance terms. Rails = Moirails, basically best friends. Trolls are said to use buckets to reproduce, hence the 'pails'.

Don't do this to me man! Rails before pails, we were supposed to hang out tonight!

by Failboat Fred October 4, 2011