Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Mo: *slap*
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008
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As Ian Malcolm had vigorously warned, John Hammond should have had considerably higher rexpectations of said towering giants' strength and savage determination when he designed da enclosures for them in Jurassic Park and Site B; he should have realized dat these powerful lumbering thick-skinned leviathans from da ancient world might not be effectively contained by merely modern-day electrified wires or chain-link fences!
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
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High hopes of good times and/or prosperity dat one might have when visiting da largest STATE in da lower forty-EIGHT.
Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
Get the Texpectations mug.Taking established points of previous installments in a franchice belowed by billions of people and completely destroying it to un unrecoverable state, deforming the most miniscule details as well (e.g. how gravity works in space), just because you have the power to do it while NOT taking any accountability your actions.
by Hrnek February 13, 2022
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When someone is being out of pocket and you have to reality check them.
When someone is being out of pocket and you have to reality check them.
P: I don't want to be intimate with Shrek, so weird of you to say.
C: Do I need to remind you that I've seen your tiktok?
P: That message was so humbling.
C: It wasn't meant to be humbling, it's just right-sizing expectations.
C: Do I need to remind you that I've seen your tiktok?
P: That message was so humbling.
C: It wasn't meant to be humbling, it's just right-sizing expectations.
by cstat July 6, 2023
Get the Right-sizing Expectations mug.A powerful dancing diva choir that pulverizes other show choirs with their electric moves, outstanding vocals, fancy footwork and mind boggling costumes. Under new direction since 2010, 'GE' has grown new wings and become even more badass with shows like "It's not easy being green" and "Man vs. machine", both shows that step over the safe borderline between what-were-you-thinking and why-didn't-I-think-of-that.
GE requires all members to try out each year in a two day tryout process involving dance techniques and vocal auditions. It is sometimes revered as a cult within the school district, as mandatory 8 hours practices are held after school every day during competition season.
GE requires all members to try out each year in a two day tryout process involving dance techniques and vocal auditions. It is sometimes revered as a cult within the school district, as mandatory 8 hours practices are held after school every day during competition season.
Yep, Great Expectations really knows how to represent Twinsburg, OH. I hear they get in the paper more than their football team...
by Evilducky420 January 18, 2011
Get the Great Expectations mug.The assumption a presumpter has that a desired outcome will occur with pre-determined definitive results regardless of the actual response of the presumptee
Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I don't want to be Presumptuous, but I have an Expectation that we will make love this evening...no is not an answer
Sheep Woman: I cannot wait...count me in
Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I had presumptuous Expectations of your answer...no was not an option
Sheep Woman: make love to me...you talk too much
Sheep Woman: I cannot wait...count me in
Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I had presumptuous Expectations of your answer...no was not an option
Sheep Woman: make love to me...you talk too much
by chumlord11 March 29, 2010
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