Petting the Unicorn

To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.

I.E Fingering.

I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.

by POLO Ralph December 2, 2011

petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

by markass May 3, 2006

Petting

The lesser sexual activities - often everything - squeezing, kissing, etc. - except for putting the dick in the pussy.

They engage in heavy petting.

by The Puritan April 24, 2005

petting bulldogs

Flirting with lesbians.

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.

by ticklepanties May 27, 2015

Pettinger

Noun - A maker and seller of pottage, a thick soup or stew. I couldn't believe it either, but I knew someone with that surname, surprisingly, perhaps, I found out what it meant before they did.

A pettinger is a maker and seller of pottage

by AKACroatalin September 30, 2020

Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.

"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."

by A. Fakename October 27, 2009

Petting Zoo

A couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection

Jon: Who is coming over tonight?
Joe: Oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
Jon: Wonderful

by foug March 24, 2003