When you have given up on life and need a lame excuse to not jump off a bridge, you study petrology, because who doesn't love to know more about fucking rocks and their compositions??
Bob: "Dude, your wife had sex with your best friend, I joined in too but never mind that, and I caught your children masturbating to monster hentai videos."
John: "Fuck life, Imma go study petrology now."
John: "Fuck life, Imma go study petrology now."
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Someone who keeps claiming that an event took place while it clearly didn't. Also, usually she/he constantly accuses others of lying.
Someone who keeps claiming that an event took place while it clearly didn't. Also, usually she/he constantly accuses others of lying.
by Numi the Second July 27, 2016
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Will threaten and at times commit violence against those that disagree with their ideology
Will threaten and at times commit violence against those that disagree with their ideology
by BigA79 December 15, 2017
Get the pathological larper mug.A form of rationale and logical thinking that is closely backed by reality with a few minor changes pertaining to the sexual touching of prepubescent children. Is commonly used by pedophiles who wish to justify having sexual relations with young children.
Common arguments include but are not limited to:
"Children have rights too, and they should have the 'right' to have sex."
"Children actually enjoy it, despite what parents may think."
"The harm comes from society's views of adult/child sex, and therefore it is society's fault."
Common arguments include but are not limited to:
"Children have rights too, and they should have the 'right' to have sex."
"Children actually enjoy it, despite what parents may think."
"The harm comes from society's views of adult/child sex, and therefore it is society's fault."
Matt: You know, if society just changed their views about adult/child sex, then maybe there wouldn't be so many traumatized kids with emotional problems.
Kyle: Wow Matt, now that you explain it using pedologic I don't feel so badly about touching little kids.
Kyle: Wow Matt, now that you explain it using pedologic I don't feel so badly about touching little kids.
by Kyle1096 December 27, 2007
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Get the Prologic mug.Pathological flirt means you flirt or talk to a lot of woman/men at once claiming you're looking for the right one and fill their heads with the thought of them being the right one for you when really you crave the attention you get from these woman.
My friend Patrick is a pathological flirt. He flirts with all these girls right infront of me. It is such a laugh
by JessicaLynnGorzinski July 8, 2011
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Susy: How was your date last night?
Mary: Bad! It was a short one and he almost got stood-up.
Susy: How was your date last night?
Mary: Bad! It was a short one and he almost got stood-up.
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