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pedologic 

A form of rationale and logical thinking that is closely backed by reality with a few minor changes pertaining to the sexual touching of prepubescent children. Is commonly used by pedophiles who wish to justify having sexual relations with young children.

Common arguments include but are not limited to:
"Children have rights too, and they should have the 'right' to have sex."
"Children actually enjoy it, despite what parents may think."
"The harm comes from society's views of adult/child sex, and therefore it is society's fault."
Matt: You know, if society just changed their views about adult/child sex, then maybe there wouldn't be so many traumatized kids with emotional problems.

Kyle: Wow Matt, now that you explain it using pedologic I don't feel so badly about touching little kids.
pedologic by Kyle1096 December 27, 2007
Squeaker: are you supposed to be a pedolic bastard?
Troll: Pedolic? Is that some sort of new word?
pedolic by Thaddian May 9, 2016

Petrologic 

Petrologic. Its Petros' actual world, a lot different than the ordinary one; It is multidimensional, electronic music plays in the background; a non-judgmental place with lots of nice people! Drugs don't exist there as Petrologic is a drug itself! Not everyone can understand or experience it as its structured in such sophisticated Petrologic way that makes it nearly impossible for non cool people to decode it.. In order to gain access to Petrologic you have to pass a certain assessment by Petros himself and be on the same frequency.
Oh my god! Last night me, Tina and Petros were totally Petrologic!
Those guys have gone bonkers.. I think they will get Petrologic soon..

Pedolicious 

A super hot underage girl.
The mall was full of pedolicious young tarts
Pedolicious by Booger April 29, 2003

pedolicious 

The attraction to a girl that is possibley underage.
"Dude, that Stephanie from Lazy Town is pedolicious!"
pedolicious by MCMXCV November 15, 2007

pedagogical 

refering directly or indirectly to the education of children with the teacher
this society in which we live in is rather pedagogical, dont you think?
pedagogical by bumchum August 15, 2004

Prologic 

The guy that is always right when he is wrong
Prologic by ProLogiC December 9, 2003
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