pedologic

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A form of rationale and logical thinking that is closely backed by reality with a few minor changes pertaining to the sexual touching of prepubescent children. Is commonly used by pedophiles who wish to justify having sexual relations with young children.

Common arguments include but are not limited to:
"Children have rights too, and they should have the 'right' to have sex."
"Children actually enjoy it, despite what parents may think."
"The harm comes from society's views of adult/child sex, and therefore it is society's fault."

Matt: You know, if society just changed their views about adult/child sex, then maybe there wouldn't be so many traumatized kids with emotional problems.

Kyle: Wow Matt, now that you explain it using pedologic I don't feel so badly about touching little kids.

pedologic by Kyle1096 December 27, 2007

pedolic

Dumbed down word of pedophilic.

Squeaker: are you supposed to be a pedolic bastard?
Troll: Pedolic? Is that some sort of new word?

pedolic by Thaddian May 9, 2016

Related Words

pedologic • PEDOLOGICAL • Pedolicious • Prologic • pedagogics • pedagogical • pedagogical paralysis • pedagogical waco • pedolic • Penologist

Petrologic

Petrologic. Its Petros' actual world, a lot different than the ordinary one; It is multidimensional, electronic music plays in the background; a non-judgmental place with lots of nice people! Drugs don't exist there as Petrologic is a drug itself! Not everyone can understand or experience it as its structured in such sophisticated Petrologic way that makes it nearly impossible for non cool people to decode it.. In order to gain access to Petrologic you have to pass a certain assessment by Petros himself and be on the same frequency.

Oh my god! Last night me, Tina and Petros were totally Petrologic!
Those guys have gone bonkers.. I think they will get Petrologic soon..

Petrologic by Fluffer 'the original' April 22, 2013

Pedolicious

A super hot underage girl.

The mall was full of pedolicious young tarts

Pedolicious by Booger April 29, 2003

pedolicious

The attraction to a girl that is possibley underage.

"Dude, that Stephanie from Lazy Town is pedolicious!"

pedolicious by MCMXCV November 15, 2007

pedagogical

refering directly or indirectly to the education of children with the teacher

this society in which we live in is rather pedagogical, dont you think?

pedagogical by bumchum August 15, 2004

Prologic

The guy that is always right when he is wrong

what a wanker

Prologic by ProLogiC December 9, 2003

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026