petofile

adjective used to describe a complete douche who goes to a high school prom hoping to penetrate anything and everything in sight with his genitals tattoed in the design of the Florida State University seminole spear

that petofile is going to graduate school next year

why the hell is he at a high school prom?

by Captain Insane-0 April 26, 2010

petroleum

What the British call gasoline.

British Guy: Imma fill meh car up with teh petroleum!
American Guy: Pardon me sir, Do you perhaps mean gasoline?
British Guy: Yeh! Thats what I want!!!!!!!11one

by Efron "Dennis the Menace" Krieger April 17, 2005

petroleum

1. "Black gold"
2. gasoline

I need to stop at the gas station and put premium petroleum in my pimpin' 1979 Camaro.

by James Lowe July 19, 2005

petronie

A very beautiful creature, she's kind, amazing and very loyal.she can be abit short-tempered but she's a good person,she fall in love very easily but doesn't trust people.
She's sexy and a fashionista.petronie like looking good.She likes perfection in every thing she does.
A petronie is always the center of attention, even in a crowded room a petronie is always noticed .

Boy: you look gorgeous
Petronie: I know

by anonymous November 24, 2021

expensive petroleum

Expensive Petroleum is when you are low on petrol and you go to an expensive gas station and ask if you can pay for the petrol and they say €300+ . You watch so much Harry Potter you say EXPENSIVE PETROLEUM (expecto patronum is in Harry Potter)

You: How much for the petrol?

Shopkeeper: €500

You: (watches to much Harry Potter) EXPENSIVE PETROLEUM!!

by BoonJr1 July 16, 2022

Patmobile

A 3-wheeled contrivance, propelled by means of many small shakes.

The shakes are provided by old ladies, who have contracted them through a lifetime of the over indulgence in vigorous sexual activity.

The device has a hinge at the front and two handles at the back, into which the shakes are fed.

The shakes are then passed through an pulpatator, transforming it into patential energy.

Behold, one patmobile approacheth !
*20mins later* Behold ! The same patmobile approacheth.
*35mins later* One patmobile has moved on. . . .

by driehoekkoeliekoek May 26, 2010

potmobile

a vehicle, usually a van, and most usually a Volks Wagon Microbus, wherein pot is smoked such that the smokers can have back-stage access to the second hand smoke, which is even more kick-ass than the joint itself.

Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.

You see all that smoke come out of that potmobile when those guys got out?

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007