Pesto

The act of cutting someone off with no regard while driving.

Traffic is backed up, I'm going to have to pesto someone real quick.

That dam cab driver just pesto'd me.

by BillyD78 March 5, 2019

buddia pesto

my power point slide (play ear rape musik)

buddia pesto buddia buddia pesto

by man 23 4 5 6 7 89 January 23, 2019

Pesto Whipped Cream

The act of orgasming while vomiting chunks on your partner.

Hey dude, I totally pesto whipped creamed my non-binary partner last night.

by Nobleperson August 22, 2019

pesto pasta

Damn good food. With a weird aftertaste.

OMG. Karly, i love this pesto pasta you made for me to make up for stealing my boyfriend.

by KarlyLovesPasta January 24, 2017

store bought pesto

Something Susie doesn’t like

“Call me crazy if you want but I never like store bought pesto”
Wow Susie that’s really crazy

by Astrobacon November 27, 2023

Pesto

(Adjective) - A gluton

Alternative definition ( Adjective) Annoying
Alternative definition ( Adjective) Playful

Hey dude you're really pesto right now.

by Carlos Reborn May 12, 2020

Pesto ears

Someone who doesn’t own a shower and can’t afford hot water and soap. No head and shoulders in sight. Ears filled with pesto, recipe down below. Drinking addiction L, ant infested ears, around 109 undiscovered species in one ear. Camera quality looks like tv static. Samsung supreme, pesto perfectionist, head and shoulders hierarchy, hygiene Hunter, shower segregator, yellow teeth tantaliser, minecraft machine

When you dropping the pesto ears recipe, it’s in my ears mate
Shower? NOOOOOOO!

by Earsfilledwithpesto April 27, 2022