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Perverted Ear Syndrome

When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.
by spcghdfj January 14, 2010
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perversion excursion

when your internet is down and it's time to make a trip to the smut shop
i forgot to pay my internet bill, i need a perversion excursion yo!
by j caviston April 15, 2008
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Perverted Piggie

A guy will call a girl a perverted piggie if she's into over the top kinky sexual stuff.
Man my girl is such a perverted piggie, it's awesome!! She is super sexual and loves to be dirty kinky.
by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018
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unintentional pervertedness

Bieng a pervert without even knowing it
OLD MAN(in a deep slow voice)-"hiya luv, can i sit here?"
YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wtf?"
during this convo, he cannot remove his eyes from her legs, he does not know hes doing this
by Rorz n Wilde December 22, 2004
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Perversion Diversion

This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.

So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.

This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.
Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-

Guy 2: Sweet!
by Man from Monty February 28, 2010
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innocent perversion

A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.
My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.
by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023
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perverted

A things every teen denies being, but usually are
I'm not perverted, sure I like porn but I'm not a pervert!
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