When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.
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Man my girl is such a perverted piggie, it's awesome!! She is super sexual and loves to be dirty kinky.
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during this convo, he cannot remove his eyes from her legs, he does not know hes doing this
YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wtf?"
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So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.
This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.
So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.
This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.
Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-
Guy 2: Sweet!
Guy 2: Sweet!
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My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.
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