Pert 

An adjective for attractiveness.

The example below is meant to be read in the movie intro voice that is low pitched and says, “in a world…”

Additionally the last word of the example is the movie title.

In a world of ridonkculus monkeys, one pert chiqurrita defines a whole new fruit, JANGO!

Pert by Random Human… January 3, 2025

pert near 

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

pert near by Anonymous August 28, 2002

pert near 

pretty near

she was pert near asleep

pert near by lee crawford April 29, 2003

pert plus 

the act of ejaculating in someone's hair while they are asleep, preferably after a night together where one(the giver) does not receive what he/she deserved instead is unhappy(e.g. blueballs) with the results of the night.

i pleased her all night and in return nothing, so i gave her a pert plus...booya

pert plus by monkeydan January 8, 2008

Pert' Near 

Really fuckin' close.

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

Pert' Near by Badturns July 13, 2010

pert rack

An especially perky and perfectly-shaped set of breasts. Usually smaller in size, but far superior in quality.

Kelly has got a great body and a pert rack.

I'm not a fan of huge hanging boobs, I'd prefer a nice, pert rack.

pert rack by jquizzleum January 28, 2008

Pert Squirt 

(n.) The bloody mess ejected from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, or 'pert'.

Dude, Janice 'pert squirted' all over her parents brand new leather sofa! They were so pissed!

Pert Squirt by jaynation December 29, 2009