perineum

The place between the butthole and genitals.

Because I have flesh in between my anus and gentials, I have a perineum!

by l337 December 20, 2004

Danger prone

A person who’s so clumsy it feels like they’re staring in the worst cartoon ever. Don’t ask this person to carry your drink, they’ll spill it and don’t trust this person with delicate family heirlooms.
Examples include Daphne from Scooby-Doo

Wow that person is so danger prone, she just dropped my moms favourite vase!

by Katexflynn September 15, 2018

perineum power punch

the act of peforming an almost superhuman uppercut to the taintal region to an unexpecting victim, both a swift and might blow, of course while screaming "PERINEUM POWER PUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!" Also known as the triple P.

I defintely got Libby with the PERINEUM POWER PUNCH!!!!

by HT Possum October 13, 2006

Pervnerded

When you are a pervert as well as a nerd.

Guy1 "Man, that kid spends all his time in the library."
Guy2 "Ya, but all he does is look at porn in there!"
Guy1 "Dude that kids pervnerded!

by Donkeyhead May 4, 2009

pronebone

To have sexual intercourse with a person who's lying on her (or his) belly. More precisely, to "bone" a "prone" person.

Then she turned round on the bed and spread her buttcheeks, so I started to pronebone her like a madman!

by wah wah wee wah January 13, 2009

Bone Prone

One of the most underrated sex positions that exist today. It requires the female to lie completely flat on her stomach while the man on top straddles themselves over her butt cheeks. This allows the male pin her down while he pumps his way into heaven.

Clyde: "Hey you know that brunette girl Veronica from the bars last night? She told me she loves anal so I brought her back to my place and proceeded to pound her poop chute with my throb knob bone prone style. The sight of her gorgeous dumper being penetrated while I vice gripped her hair made me powerless to go any longer. I pulled out, clenched my cock with the intensity of a thousand suns, and shot my ball snot all over her gaping brown eye."

Mike: "Be right back I'm gonna go jerk off now."

by Clyde Bonifas September 23, 2015

proness

1. exhibiting a certain sense of awesome or prowess at a game or life in general.
2. the act or state of being pro.

"no one can stand up to my proness; I'm pro as fuck!"

by mfkanger June 5, 2009