A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.
Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "
by Spirit of dead Paul November 20, 2009
Get the turkey perch mug.One of the sweetest guys on the planet who talks on TV for a living. And when he talks to you, you listen because listening to him soothes your mind. He has a show on adult swim called Joe Pera Talks with You where he rambles on about the little things in life in the most beautiful way. Great way to unwind I would say.
A: I just met Joe Pera at the supermarket. We bought some bananas together and talked about lighthouses
B: Daamn. I wish I was there. I could use a little bit of his positivity in my life
B: Daamn. I wish I was there. I could use a little bit of his positivity in my life
by NeezySneezy November 19, 2020
Get the joe pera mug.Is a main character from the TV show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine". He often acts like a child. He is married to Sgt. Amy santiago And his best friend is Detective Charles boyle. One of his Catchphrases is "cool cool cool cool". won the first Halloween heist.
by joeyperalta August 17, 2021
Get the Jake Peralta mug.Finnish pro athlete. Specialised in swimming, but can also play volleyball. He is also one of the millionares that Atte Korkiamäki helped to create. Grew in the getto of Iisalmi and now has a dog.
He made various unofficial swimming world records in the swimming pool of Iisalmen uimahalli. (25m)
He wore the same watch for around 35 years and cannot take it off.
He also tried to get in to esports via overwatch 2. His main hero was D.va.
Can be seen in the streets always wearing adidas clothes.
He made various unofficial swimming world records in the swimming pool of Iisalmen uimahalli. (25m)
He wore the same watch for around 35 years and cannot take it off.
He also tried to get in to esports via overwatch 2. His main hero was D.va.
Can be seen in the streets always wearing adidas clothes.
Holy omg is that matias!!!!!???????
Oh yeah that simba dog is very cute yes i think that is matias perälä.
Oh yeah that simba dog is very cute yes i think that is matias perälä.
by kivekset November 17, 2022
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The inverse of vice-presidential candidates name, Sarah Palin strangely enough becomes "para sailing".
by phillip n July 8, 2009
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