watercolored pony

A tye dyed, berry flavored condom made only for men with very large dicks.

I'm on my way, want me to bring a watercolored pony?

by bigdickxxxxxx69 July 4, 2011

Penny Trait

A secreting copper toned pecker that only cums out in the a.m. and penny traits all pulsating caverns on sight no genitals are discriminated on

Todd and destiny went to a pimp and ho party in late Vegas and got their penny trait on after hours at a LGBTQ party they decided not to tell rich or black dog and keep it on the low

by Roobeer November 7, 2020

wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019

Pennying

'Pennying' or also known as 'The Penny Game' is a simple British drinking game, traditionally played during formal dinners (Formal Hall) at Cambridge University. One person throws a penny into another's pint (or other alcoholic beverage) and that person has to down the drink in order to "stop the Queen from drowning". (As the Queen's face is depicted on 1p coins).

"Did you know they banned Pennying in Formal Hall?"

"Yeah! Dirk got so pissed he had to go to hospital!"

by AquamarineCara May 16, 2017

peontology

Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.

For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.

by seksimopho October 21, 2012

Garbage-Pony

Josh

It's garbage, no it's a pony, no it's josh the garbage-pony.

by garbagePony February 27, 2020

penny dreadful

Penny dreadful is a pejorative term used to refer to cheap popular serial literature produced during the nineteenth century in the United Kingdom.

They eagerly anticipated the weekly publication of their favourite 'penny dreadful' story , Sweeney Todd

by Talaria '53 November 2, 2015