pensioner's leg

A thin, pale, knobbly, veiny penis.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Penistone

A place in the Pennines, north west of England
full of polish
not advisable to go there
its just the definition of a shit hole

Penistone Church F.C are shit
just like Penistone itself, SHIT!

by Robert Wade1 December 21, 2008

perstona

A personality that is common for stoners.

Guy: Mikey looks like he don't give a fuck
Girl: That's because he doesn't. He's baked right now.
Guy: I knew he toked! He's got a total perstona!

by biiiaaatttchhhhh May 22, 2013

Lulu penton

A person that loves older men who teach physics. Also is very socially awkward and likes to swallow gum when spoken to by a teacher

Are you feeling ok. You’re sentenced aren’t making any sense. You’re being a real Lulu penton

by CarterAK-47 May 8, 2020

Misplaced Pensioner

A game for multiple people where one person takes a confused OAP and leaves them somewhere random. It's up to the others to find the Pensioner before they starve to death.

Steve: How's your grandad?
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time

by IDrinkAndKnowThings June 21, 2023

Traffic on Penistone Road

Frenetic sexual activity.

I'm late because Traffic on Penistone Road was busy this morning

by Eoin Shardlut July 19, 2011

pensionered

Describing someone who is paralytically drunk. This could include, but is not limited to, the person shitting or pissing their pants.

1) We just sat about getting pensionered on brandy.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.

by Dyltong June 18, 2013