penisitis

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

by the hangar October 20, 2008

Penisist

the act of discrimination based on the size of a man's penis.

"I don't care if you're the president of the united states, that thing is tiny!"

"Penisist!"

by Hakake May 5, 2010

penisult

an insult to one's penis

Brad: "Jennifer Anniston said I have a small penis!"

Angelina: "Nobody can give a penisult to my man!"

by Faggity Fag Fag January 23, 2008

Penisitude

A combination of the words penis and attitude, it is a lifestyle choice centered around compensating for a small penis.

Girl: See that 50 years balding white guy driving that spotless F450? That’s some serious penisitude right there.
Guy: *shouting* SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS, BRO!

by UnableToThinkClearly June 17, 2018

Penisitis

Penisitis is a disease that kids can be born with. It is a disease that causes people to say penis or else they will get very sick and die. The most famous stripper in Africa (Haily Pourneya) was born with this life threatening and heart breaking disease.

Ex. "Did you hear about the new disease, penisitis??"

by Haily pourneya February 7, 2022

penisilicious

a penis that looks good

Oh man, my dads cock looks penisilicious.

by Billie January 20, 2003

Penistits

Someone who is so beyond useless its almost as if they have penises for tits!

Remove outer layer of clothing and any remaining undergarments only to reveal a set of male genitalia where normal humans would only have a pair of nipples, example "hey penistits what time is it?"

by clamscasino August 23, 2011