penisaur

The pre-evolved form of erectisaur, penisaur is a freakin hard rock type pokemon and is known for its feared attack "deep penetration" and is related to that nigger pokemon electabuzz.

I choose you penisaur!!! Penisaur use "deep penetration" go!!! Pena-Pena-Penisaur!!!

by Ash Catchum March 6, 2008

Penisidus

A very rare and serious infection that starts in the penis. After your penis becomes fully infected, it spreads to the testicles and other areas. Some symptoms are itching, redness, rapid hair growth in the penis and testicle area, and burning. If you experience these symptoms you need to notify your doctor immediately.

My penis is burning! Maybe it's penisidus!

by Dr.VagLicker September 15, 2010

Penisbanca

When your penis jiggles around and hits your thighs during a workout or when it's stuck to your thigh

Oh SHIT I got a penisbanca

by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

penisalso

I don’t know

John: “what the fuck is ‘penisalso’”
Bob: “I’m not sure, what the fuck IS ‘penisalso’ stand alone Obi-wan movie starring Ewan McGreggor”

by Semi Aquatic Bird Society May 9, 2021

Edward Penishands

When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.

Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.

by dedwyf March 5, 2013

penisland

From a website for a pen business named Pen Island with the URL www.penisland.com.
Looks like penis land. Now slang for masturbation.

I'm rowing my boat to pen island. But I only have one oar.

by Zagon DeFeh December 21, 2004

penisitis

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.

"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."

by tah-dard! September 26, 2011