penelope 

a cruise; a blunt cruise in the country where cops usually don't go: a ride in an automobile where marijuana is smoked by the passengers

Wife: where the fuck you been?!?
Husband: nowhere, I took a penelope with Seis Fifth and them. We smoked two Paris Hiltons and a Rosie O'Donell.

penelope by TraumaQuadrion February 24, 2009

penelope 

a disgusting french pig. who loves to eat food and is the most annoying thing on the planet. she should really go get a life and go be a bad trashy slut somewhere else. she has a disgusting puke colored phone and needs to go to jenny craig...PRONTO. has a nose for cheeses, likes to speak in a british accent but sucks at it. asked all the guys to the sadies dance but got rejected by 15. she wear extra small shirts/pants when she needs to buy XXXLLLL shirts/pants

girl: omfg she just did a "penelope-"! ewww

penelope by veryveryveryverybestfriend February 11, 2009

Penelope 

Girl who sleeps around, and then blames the guy when she gets an STD. Often works in health care, but is completly out of shape, and never washes her hair.

Ewww, that girl is so gross. She must be a Penelope!

Penelope by Beach wood October 9, 2008

Penelope 

Penelope is a Butthole but everyone loves her. she is the worst and you hope that she would die. she’s super ugly and you wish she was never popular bc she’s a jerk to you and everyone else.

man i hate penelope.
ya same what a jerk.

Penelope by gass September 2, 2019

Penelope 

They are very smart and usually at the top of their class. Although, they can have a bad temper and can lash out at you at anytime. They usually have a limited amount of friends and are very needy.

Person one: Is Penelope your friend?

Person two: No, she is too smart for me and is needy.

Penelope by Mperson April 23, 2019

Penelope 

Penelope- A STANK girl that has no upper lip and is very backstabbing to peple she calls "her friends".

Did you smell that penelope that walked by because she STANK

Penelope by paint47 December 11, 2019

Penelope 

Evil little women, who hates men and will end everyone if they had the chance.
Don't take her for granted she is un-loyal and un-trustworthy. She is surprisingly smart and very beautiful. She uses her witts to outsmart everyone and can come as a nice innocent women. She can be kind.

Person 1: Doesn't Penelope look so kind.

Person 2: You don't want to mess with her she will end your life, if she wishes.

Penelope by Melissa PaperJam. June 4, 2020