pedentify

To identify someone taking a shit in a bathroom stall by their shoes.

We’re you able to pedentify who blew up the toilet? It was John. I saw his Air Jordan’s in the stall while I was taking a piss.

by Mrshinnypants June 13, 2020

peenie whacker

Used to ejaculate and evacuate. Cums in many shapes and sizes (and colors) while also being attached to twins which can also cum in different shapes and sizes. Can be hairy, smooth and/or prickly like a cacti. Can also be used a derogatory term.

Kiki: bro my waiter was such a bitch, he made me pay for water

Chance: what a fuckin peenie whacker

Ex.2

Evan: what’s it mean when a girl laughs when I show her my peenie whacker?

Randy: means you got a massive member my manz

Evan: oh..

by Chance52 August 20, 2021

Bear Peen

while getting your bare penis touch by a red headed female

Pierce vaughn got some bear peen from a red head

by BearPeen February 23, 2011

Peena

Penis. Used by coach steve in big mouth

I think my peena is going to do the thick (cum) in the warm (vagina)

by Bunnysnot November 24, 2018

e-peen

e - meaning online
peen - short for penis

A person's ego, pertaining exclusively to their online personality.

e.g. a big e-peen = a big online ego.

Unlike rl-peens (i.e. a real life penis), e-peens are 'flexed', brandished, whipped around, (or otherwise used) with unfailing regularity.

Another difference between e-peens and rl-peens are that e-peens can shrink and grow exorbitantly, i.e. more than a regular penis would with an erection.

By saying that all those players are nubs, you are just flexing your e-peen.

by Graft January 5, 2008

Peeniss

A shipping name for Peeta and Katniss from the Hunger Games.
PEEta + katNISS = Peeniss

The opposite of Kale, which stands for Katniss and Gale.

Warning: Do not diss these pairings, because the fandom will claw your eyes out.

"TEAM PEENISS OTP!!! <33"

by MeNaK February 8, 2013

Suck My Peen

A sentence usually used by famous Fortnite Twitch streamer TFue

(Kills someone that spams his buildings with a legendary p90) "Suck My Peen Bro"

by mjdrnts September 6, 2018