Beenis Peenis

When someone's cock looks more like a bean than a peen.

Aww mate you've got a mega Beenis Peenis, what is that!!!

by n_W1 November 15, 2022

big-peenitus

A rare disease in which the person with it has an extremely large penis. This disease is terminal.

John: Hey man, I just got back from my physical.

Bill: How'd it go?

John: I was diagnosed with big-peenitus

by getnfrisky December 14, 2009

peents

When you pee in your pants and someone asks you why your pants are wet and you just look at them and say peents, because it sums up what you did.

Cat "Vicky, why are your pants wet?"
Vicky "peents"
Cat "oh that sucks"

by vickyiskewlerthanyou January 16, 2007

Peenish

When something is kind of peen, but not quite.

"He is kind of a dick, but not really, he is peenish."

by Sofa48 May 11, 2019

Penits

How an infant, or someone not well versed in English pronunciation, might pronounce the word "penis."

Two-year old: I yav a penits! RAWR!

by NinjaJoey October 16, 2008

lozuh peents

a loser who has peed in there pants.

Dan peed in his pants one day so now every time I see him I yell HEY LOZUH PEENTS!

by vickyiskewlerthanyou January 16, 2007

Peeniss

The Collapsable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup!

Your in traffic and your kid needs to pee Mommy Mommy I gotta go Potty! You reach in your purse and pull out you guessed it your Collapasable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup! And you say Pee n iss!

by Cyn D June 11, 2005