peener

A small, weak, and soft penis.

That guy is a peener or that guy has a peener.

by The greatest penis fucker December 20, 2009

peener skull

an offensive term used to descibe the penis head

Hey, Chad you gay little fuck get over here an suck my peener skull. NOW!

by Bray 'n Clay February 26, 2004

peener

Penis/wiener: peener

Your peener is so erect.

by sandrider March 28, 2015

Peener

When you get a boner which is caused by the necessity to urinate.

1:Yo why did Zak leave in such a hurry?
2: He has a peener

by Mwe911 June 23, 2011

Peener Pooter

Peener Pooter is were you stick a cup in a girls vagina then pee in the cup then fart in the cup and make make her smell it while your giving her anal

Guy 1: dude last night my girlfriend was like"wanna do the peener pooter" and i was like YEAH!

Guy 2: ugh....

by Johnathan Heverbeck December 28, 2009

Peeneroni Pussy Pop

A sexual act of which you use a hot pocket as a condom. The hot pocket is usually pepperoni for that extra zing that really makes the pussy pop

Jane: Did you bring protection?
John: Hell yeah I did *whips out hot pocket*
Jane: What the actual fuck?
John: It’s called the Peeneroni Pussy Pop!
Jane: John I want a divorce.

by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019

peemergency

The urgent need to urinate.

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.

by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010