peen

short for penis

I can see through his jeans that he's got a small peen

by Raquelle December 5, 2003

Peen Monger

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.

1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.

by PeenMeister April 4, 2009

Peen-manship

the art or skill of writing with a penis in urine; often on snow.

Alex decided to practice his peen-manship in the freshly fallen snow.
Nellie wondered what her peen-manship would be like if she were a boy.

by ohhoneybeavers January 5, 2017

peen supreme

when one inserts their penis into the interior of a Subway Sandwhich.

“I’ll take one peen supreme to go, please.”

by sbeve April 9, 2019

ball or peen

A parlour game centring upon a man who has located an ambiguous part of his genitals in his grip, and then prompts the many spectators encircling him to decide whether the flesh in question hails from his scrotum or his penis. Bets are arranged and money thrown onto the ground before finally the genitals are revealed to be either 'ball' or 'peen'. The game resets and during the anxious wait for a new presentation of genitals, the chant "BALL OR PEEN" is sounded by the spectators.

"BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN!"

The genitals are revealed.

"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."

by prairiedreamcatcher101 October 26, 2017

e-peen

internet slang for ego, pride, or attitude in the virtual world. long standing net definition for the age old "bigger penis" arguement.

"SW III was nothing but a bunch of Lucas e-p33n."

"I just slaughtered 28 people in that game of Battlefield 2 and never died. Man my e-p33n feels huge."

by Morfus September 14, 2005

big ol' peen

a very large penis

person 1: wow! steve harvey's nudes leaked! he has a big ol' peen
person 2: mines bigger ew

by big ol' peen boy March 12, 2017