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Peetsa

I no can has peetsa, yew no can has peetsa.
by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010
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Peefork

Strange phenomena of male urination in which the pee spews forth in two different directions. Pissing on the floor is almost guaranteed until it naturally "rights" itself.
"I must have slept on it wrong, woke up and peeforked all over the place"
by grittz November 18, 2007
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Peeptart

Peeptart is a based red and white fur dragon with purple hair who is obsessed with cheese. If your cheese goes missing, you'll know why.
"Fuck shit fuck Peeptart ate my cheese again."

"Dude that's all he does what did you expect?"
by lxlMlgGramerlxl December 2, 2021
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Peestone

The nickname for Keystone Light, although cheap it tastes like piss. 30 for $10, you can't go wrong.
Adam: "Dude, my sister stole all my Heineken's!"
Josh: "Fuckin' Adam, I'll go snag some Peestone for us."
by Jmean October 8, 2007
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Peeta Mellark

A secondary character in Suzanne Collins' The Hunger Games. He is the male tribute from District 12 in the 74th Annual Hunger games. The Games are a fight to the death between a girl and a guy from each of the 12 districts that everyone is forced to watch on live T.V. He is one of 2 (supposed)love interests of the main character, Katniss.
His family is relativly well off, as they own a bakery. His mother is a pushy witch, his father a sweet kindly old man. He has two older brothers, the only ones who could beat him in the sschool wrestling competition. His strengths in The Hunger Games were his muscly size and his camoflauging skills.
His personality is sweet, loyal, strong and thoughtful...and uber hot!
Katniss doesn't deserve Peeta Mellark's love.

Peeta Mellark is my homeboy
by Elnora April 15, 2009
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Peeturbate

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.
"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011
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peetour

Going in an opposite direction or an otherwise out-of-the-way route to where you should be in search of a toilet.
Isn't your next class the other way?
Yeah, but I gotta take a peetour.
by PlutoRoman October 22, 2009
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