Liam Payne (born August 29, 1993 (age 18)) from Wolverhampton, West Midlands, England, a music technology student at City of Wolverhampton College. Payne had auditioned in 2008 to The X Factor's fifth series when he was 14 but Simon Cowell thought he was not ready for the competition and asked him to come back in two years. He failed to qualify as a solo candidate in the Boy's category along with other members and were advised to join together to form the band, thus qualifying for the Group's category.
He is now a part of One Direction, a boyband, consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and himself (Liam Payne). They finished third on the seventh series of The X Factor UK.
He is also the hottest man on earth and deserves a medal.
He is now a part of One Direction, a boyband, consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and himself (Liam Payne). They finished third on the seventh series of The X Factor UK.
He is also the hottest man on earth and deserves a medal.
Girl 1: "Who is the hottest man on earth?"
Girl 2: "Liam Payne."
Girl 1: "Who deserves a medal for it?"
Girl 2: "Liam Payne."
Girl 2: "Liam Payne."
Girl 1: "Who deserves a medal for it?"
Girl 2: "Liam Payne."
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Person: When was this photo of One Direction taken?
Directioner: How much hair does Liam Payne have?
Person: A lot.
Directioner: Is it Justin Bieber style or curly-mop style?
Person: Justin Bieber style.
Directioner: During the X Factor, late 2010.
Directioner: How much hair does Liam Payne have?
Person: A lot.
Directioner: Is it Justin Bieber style or curly-mop style?
Person: Justin Bieber style.
Directioner: During the X Factor, late 2010.
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