Parktard

A person who has a complete and utter inability to park a car correctly.

When observing a car taking up multiple spaces in a car park: Look at that Lexus, what a parktard.

by PJ_Butterfield October 11, 2012

Phreetard

A fan of the band Phish that shirks all current responsiblities, not thinking or caring about future consequences.

Combination of free & retard.

Did you hear that Smithy quit his job to follow both legs of the summer tour? What a phreetard!

by badbadhubby March 29, 2010

pretard

A person who is so incredibly stupid that they aren't even a full retard. Also describes someone who is very stupid and on their way to becoming a full fledged retard.

Joan - Steve is a "pretard".
Jim - A pretard?
Joan - Yeah, he's so stupid he's not even a retard.

by awsomedmd September 28, 2006

Pretard

(n) 1. One who is too stupid to be a retard. 2. One who will require a net gain in intelligence to be considered merely retarded.

I told my brother the pretard that he could borrow my car last night, if he'd put some gas in it. He put in just enough to get home, so now it's sitting in the driveway and out of gas.

by Blue Hornet December 28, 2005

pretard

In ebay, knowledgeable ebay buyers refer to inexperienced ebay buyers who unknowingly bid early (hours or days) before the end of the auction, and thereby spoil the auction, hence they are called pretards. 'Pre' for 'early' and 'tard' for 'retard'

To win as a buyer at ebay you never place your bid for something earlier than the last 1 or 2 seconds before an auction runs out. That way the buyer (whoever it is) always wins with his best or lower price. Google pretard ebay or
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The guy placed a bid for an item on ebay and the auction doesn't even end for another week. What a pretard. I'm not going to bid on that.

by spock here captain March 26, 2011

Pretard

A person who is both pretentious and retarded.

e.g. That Alton Brown dude on Iron Chef is such a pretard.

by Dr.Turtle August 20, 2011

Parmetal

some very cool person who I am friends with smiles they are #poggers #dreamsmp #yas

Do you know parmetal? Yea, they posted a very cool (maybe) video!

by Gregory1stan January 7, 2022