Mr.Parente

An ELA teacher with dark brownish hair. Looks tall when ur in 6th grade, but is actually average height. Likes to collect books, a HUGE fan of O.Henry and Mark Twain. uses high order vocabulary words in conversations. Likes to play scategories and geotastic. Overall a great teacher. Lowkey is Jake Peralta’s older brother

Student:Hey have you met mr.parente?
Student 2: yeah! He’s awesome

by ghccgh sthmjdy)-*h,st October 18, 2021

Partner in crime

A best friend, a confidant, a secret lover. Someone who knows you better than you know yourself. Someone who has your back no matter what. Someone who knows what you are thinking before you do. Someone who won't change you and loves you for who you are. Someone you feel connected to and comfortable with makes you feel appreciated and loved. Someone who knows it’s ok to send that selfie, sext or nude. Someone who you love to message and messages you but never deletes an unread message.

My partner in crime just gave me the best birthday BJ

by Piclover69 May 8, 2021

fuck partner

someone who is used only for fucking. usually used if the person is lonely

I was so damn bored so i called up my fuck partner and we had some fun.

by jumbo921 May 2, 2010

nesting partner

A term typically used by polyamorous people to refer to the partner they reside with.

"My nesting partner and I just finished putting up the art in our new apartment!"

by anonymous November 3, 2020

Self-partnered

English slang term.

Popularized by British actor Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame.

(Adjective)

1. Single, or not in a relationship, often content. Commonly used by celebrities

2. Hiding the fact that you have (a) romantic partner(s) from their others.

3. Celibacy, often voluntarily

4. Lying about celibacy, similar to 2..

5. Asexuality

"Hey you wanna go out tonight, Melissa?"

"Sorry, John. I'm self-partnered."

"Well, I don't see a fucking wand on your hand"

"Get off my porch"

by ephdysplais December 23, 2020

parentproof

Verb. to make object or environment relatively mild and acceptable for contact with parents

Adj. acceptable from parents' point of view

My folks are visiting next weekend - I'd better parentproof my apartment .

"Dude, why would you add your mom as a friend on Facebook? Your profile isn't parentproof."

by serrastl October 14, 2009

Parenter

When you use your use your parents as an excuse not to go somewhere

Violet- "Hey how did you get out of that date?!"
Dani- "I told him that my mum wouldn't let me go out"
Violet- "Ahhh pulled a parenter"

by Daniella Violet July 10, 2016