fitnessgram pacer test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear a signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear a ding. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

The test goes up to 247 and is to see how much laps people can do before they stop.

I got 247 on the Fitnessgram Pacer Test yesterday!!!

by Jenast May 14, 2016

Fitnessgram pacer test

The definition of torture.

Bruh I died yesterday when I got a 246 on the fitnessgram pacer test, not a 247

by olive thyroid November 30, 2018

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test

Hell

I went through The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test

by The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test October 28, 2017

pre-parcel anxiety

The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.

"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"

"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"

by waitingForAPackage September 1, 2011

Pace Fat

(n) Colloquial declaration, made before patting the face of someone who has just said or done something strange or unintelligent. The patting of the face leaves this person feeling uncomfortable after his or her past actions.

Peter: Hey guys, I just wasted my study time adding to Urban Dictionary!
Soni: PACE FAT!!!
*Pats Peter's face*

by Ricardo the Montalban November 7, 2010

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

I remember last year I had to do the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test in Middle School and everyone laughed at me because I ran until I collapsed.

by Alt12321 May 28, 2016

At a Medium Pace

A fucked up, but very funny song by Adam Sandler from his 1993 album They're All Gonna Laugh at You!.

Lyrics:

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin'
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head
Tell me to slow down
And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't
'Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
How much I enjoy lovin' you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you

Now spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.

by ShakeSicle March 7, 2009