Pandoragasm

When you learn of a new awesome band through use of the awesome website, Pandora.

So I learned about this band called "The Underwater Sea Lobsters." From Pandora, it was a total Pandoragasm

by Danny Lafleur April 26, 2010

Pandora

1.Zeus demanded that the other gods make Pandora as a poisoned gift for man. Pandora was given several traits from the different gods: Hephaestus molded her out of clay and gave her form; Athena clothed her and the Charites adorned her with necklaces made by Hephaestus; Aphrodite gave her beauty; Apollo gave her musical talent and a gift for healing; Demeter taught her to tend a garden; Poseidon gave her a pearl necklace and the ability to never drown; Zeus made her idle, mischievous, and foolish; Hera gave her curiosity; Hermes gave her cunning, boldness, and charm. Thus the name Pandora—"all gifts"—in Hesiod's version derives from the fact that she received gifts from all deities. The most significant of these gifts, however, was a pithos or storage jar,1 given to Pandora either by Hermes or Zeus. Before he was chained to the rock, Prometheus had warned Epimetheus not to take any gifts from the gods. However, When Pandora arrived, he fell in love with her. Hermes told Epimetheus that Pandora was a gift to the titan from Zeus, and he warned Epimetheus not to open the jar, which was Pandora's dowry. Until then, mankind lived life in a paradise without worry. Epimetheus told Pandora never to open the jar she had received from Zeus. However, Pandora's curiosity got the better of her and she opened it, releasing all the misfortunes of mankind Once opened, she shut it in time to keep one thing in the jar: hope. The world remained extremely bleak for an unspecified interval, until Pandora "chanced" to revisit the box again, at which point Hope fluttered out. Thus, mankind always has hope in times of evil.
2. Pandora is Marius's lover in The Anne Rice Vampire Novels
3. Me

"way to pull a Pandora"

by Pandora Morgan November 20, 2006

Pandora

A website and smartphone app used to listen to advertisements.

Bob: "Dude, did you hear that new ad on Pandora today?"
Frank: "The one about Tide bleach?"
Bob: "Yeah!"

by celeryhorseshoe April 26, 2014

Pandorum Hippocampus

A clinical and medical term for having the same dream every night, without change.

Suzy Smith has been dreaming the same dream, everynight, without fail for some 15 years. She has the symtoms of Pandorum Hippocampus.

by dirkdavid33 March 19, 2010

Pandora scaping

The act of selectively liking songs on a Pandora station so that it will only play songs of a very specific sub-genre.

Bro, that Snoop Dog song was the tits! Why didn't you like it?

I know dude, but that'd totally throw off my Afroman station!

Dude, quit your Pandora scaping and like the bloody song!

by JimnyCricket June 1, 2011

Pandora Drift

While listening to Pandora® this is the period of time inevitably about every 6th song played that the style "drifts" away from style or band chosen.

I was blissing out during my massage to tranquil music when Pandora Drift struck with a beat-laden tune that really crushed my groove...

by TrapperBon-Bon April 15, 2016

Pandora the Explorer

This app is always asking you questions but when you answer it never seems like it's listening. And it always plays the same annoying repetitive songs.

My Pandora the Explorer app never plays my songs, it acts like it wants to hear me but then ignores me.

by mormdavid December 11, 2016