PandaBear

A sexy woman with #FilipinoSwag. One who can work a crowd of thousands to her dance moves. Photoshoot face and professional dancer booty shaking skills. One who can take her sex appeal and apply it to baking cookies and other goodies. The Full-package

So I was at the pistons game with my boy watching the halftime show with the Automotion and I saw a PandaBear she was doing her thing #DanceQueen For sho she looked like she could bake a mean batch of cookies too! Sh*t was #Cray!

by SamDot33 December 23, 2011

pandamnit

An expletive used to express the magnitude of the response to an unpleasant incident.

"I told you not to cut that tree down on that side, pandamnit. We have no insurance and you destroyed the house!!!"

by Sally Mae TX May 22, 2020

Pandementia

The overwhelming sense of not remembering or feeling as if your forgetting something brought about by living during a pandemic, known colloquially as COVID brain

A consequence of living through COVID-19 is the onset of my pandementia and feeling as if I'm flaking on everyone.

by Miauraisgreen July 16, 2020

pandamnesia or pandemnesia

The inability to remember anything due to the pandemic-induced anxiety and disruption of daily routine

Due to pandamnesia or pandemnesia, I forgot to fill in the blank Ex. register my car, pay my electric bill, feed my cat, complete my work assignments, file my taxes...

by pixeluscious July 29, 2020

Pandasexual

Like their namesake, a Pandasexual is someone who exhibits neither the desire nor skill to successfully copulate. Also akin to Pandas, they maintain a mating period of only 24-72 hours per year, making each (usually failed) attempt at fornication seem unduly momentous (like a gender reveal party).

Unlike asexuals and incels however, a Pandasexual is differentiated by a woebegone libido, general cluelessness and poor sense of balance.

"He's a Pandasexual, so he seemed content to dry hump my leg for 2 minutes and then fall asleep. Sure I was frustrated, but he's just so cute and furry!"

by M Rathod August 22, 2020

Pandemenic

Noun. A situation in which the world's pandemic causes pandemonium.

"This coronavirus is scary. It's a pandemenic, I tell you," said Grandma Shirlee as she waited in worry for Grandpa Bill's coronavirus test results.

by amygygdalamy March 19, 2020

pandaberry

A dingleberry specifically on a Chinese person's posterior. Also, a pandaberry can exist on a non-Chinese posterior if it is the result of recently eating Chinese food.

Dude, Peking Garden left me with a pandaberry all day while I was at work.

by Leiflet May 31, 2007