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Platelingus

plate-a-lingus noun

The act of licking one's plate clean, to complete and utter satisfaction - often with a great degree of sensuality.

The most intimate form of completing a meal - to lick the entire plate free of all deliciousness.
The pot roast was so delicious, John engaged in platelingus to lap up the remaining gravy.

Dude, this homemade BBQ sauce is gonna get some platelingus after I finish these ribs.
by Nails11 July 7, 2011
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Panthering

When someone always has to one up you in every aspect of life.
Person 1 "There's a massive cat in my back garden!"
Person 2 "Well there's a Panther in mine!"

"I drank like half a litre of vodka last night"
"Yeah I had a crazy night, I drank a whole litre"

"Last time I went to the dentist I had two fillings"
"Oh that sucks for you, I had four last time I went in"

Person 2 panthering person one.
by StillSbazzin January 12, 2016
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poultering

Poultering is when a woman takes it from all angles from all her fellow co-workers. As she receives their loads she makes a wookie call and presents her self to the customers after.
We just had a realy good poultering session with that bitch.
by Ryuman2307 October 15, 2017
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Palringo Syndrome

A tragic disorder characterized by addiction to the instant messenger Palringo. Symptoms include weight gain, carpal tunnel syndrome, sore thumbs (if messenger is accessed by phone), loss of circulation in legs (from sitting on them all day), desocialization, loss of interest in everything, and sleep deprivation.

It is a very serious syndrome and should be treated by shutting off Wifi. Withdrawal symptoms may include boredom and excercise.
Billy has developed Palringo Syndrome. We never see him anymore.
by Skysentinels January 12, 2013
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Parkering

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.
The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.
by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018
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Pink Panthering

To creep on someone in an uncertain manner; to move in a forward and backwards motion (uncertainly)
Shaina is pink panthering Cody when walking down the stairs because she wasn't sure if she could bother him.
by jar1227 June 23, 2015
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Pilfering

Another definition to pilfering is to go through stuff intensely either your stuff a friends stuff or dumpster diving sometimes taking things or asking for things that is not yours.
“Hey girl do you want to go to Toppers with us tonight?”

No thanks girl April and I are going to go pilfering in her closet!”

“Why is it every time Aime gets high she has to go pilfering through my stuff?”

“So fucking annoying.”

“Hey let’s go pilfering at the flea market today?”
by ashane November 27, 2019
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