Palmalla

Palmalla is a game which includes three things. Tennis Balls, Gas, and a flame. One would take the tennis ball, douse it in gas and light it on fire. The now flaming tennis ball stays lit quite well so it can be used to do almost anything. Even the most boring of activities becomes completely amazing.

T.: I was playing Palmalla the other day.
Toaster: Oh shit! really?
T.: Yea, it was real fun until my pants caught on

by T.V. May 6, 2006

Parmalat

Usually a weird name for a cat, but it is a very creative one.

"Hey, who's cat is that?"
"Oh that belongs to Sandy"
"And what's his name?"
"Parmalat"
"AWEESOMEE dude"

by astaronthedarkhorizon January 9, 2012

Palmela Handerson

The name of the hand you jerk off with

I am talking to Palmela Handerson

by Noah spradlin 21 June 10, 2018

Palmela handerson

The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.

I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!

by Robdawggy August 31, 2018

Palmela Handerson

Masterbation.

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.

by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009

palmeladextrous

The ability of being able to jack off with either hand at an equivalent skill level.

I tried out my left hand once while jerking, only to discover I'm palmeladextrous.

by Chris Hebert September 9, 2010

Palmela Handerson

A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.

The name of a mans dominant wanking hand

masterbation wank tommytank bashing the bishop

Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.

by Kribby December 11, 2018